Crime Simulator lands on PlayStation 5 as a slick yet somewhat conflicted mix of roguelite progress, chaotic co-op moments, and an open-ended burglary sandbox. Made by Ultimate Games and CookieDev, this release builds on its PC and Xbox versions with new content and improved performance, though it also reveals some structural flaws lurking beneath its fast-paced, loot-driven surface.
Crime Simulator at its best brings to life the wild, unpredictable thrill of pulling off improvised crimes with friends: chaotic break-ins that go sideways, frantic chases through back alleys, and last-minute decisions that turn a simple job into total chaos. But when it falters, it struggles to keep things fresh, and the repetitive nature starts to creep in once the initial excitement fades.
Core Gameplay Loop – High Risk, High Reward Chaos
Crime Simulator isn’t your typical stealth game. That’s worth emphasizing, because even though there are lockpicks, cameras, and stealth tools, the game revolves around quick, intense moments rather than slow, patient sneaking.
Every run kicks off with a simple idea: you owe money and have to pay it back with riskier jobs each time. You break into buildings, steal valuables, dodge or confront security systems, and make your escape before time runs out. Thanks to its roguelite design, each attempt feels a little different—loot is randomly placed, objectives shift, and enemy tactics change.
This creates a gameplay loop that’s more arcade-style than a realistic simulation. You’re constantly making split-second decisions: do you risk grabbing a costly item from a safe upstairs, or do you cut your losses and leave early?
When it clicks, the tension is real and exhilarating. But when it doesn’t, it can feel like you’re running the same mission repeatedly, with only small changes.
Co-op Mayhem – Where the Game Truly Shines
The best thing about Crime Simulator is pretty straightforward: it’s way more fun when you’re playing with friends.
In solo play, the systems work but feel dry and predictable. When playing co-op, everything changes—things become messy and unpredictable. One player might disable the cameras, another hides loot in a bag, a third accidentally sets off an alarm, and someone else is already sprinting out with a stolen TV.
The game encourages teamwork, but it doesn’t force it. That freedom creates real moments—betrayals, misunderstandings, heroic saves at the last second, and total disasters that still somehow count as wins.
It’s in these moments that Crime Simulator feels most true to its core: a wild sandbox where improvisation beats precision every time.
Progression System – Depth with Some Grind
Crime Simulator boasts a surprisingly rich progression system for a game of its kind. With over 15 skills that influence stealth, inventory capacity, perception, and combat prowess, there’s plenty of room for player expression.
A stealth-based build feels very different from a brute-force approach focused on smashing and grabbing. Likewise, utility skills that enhance scouting or loot detection can significantly alter your mission strategy.
Adding unlockable abilities through a voucher system introduces an extra layer of strategic choice. Being able to call off the police once per run or instantly restore tools can turn a failed job into a win.
However, progression isn’t without its hurdles. Some upgrades pack more punch than others, which often leads to early formation of “meta builds.” Plus, the grind between meaningful upgrades can sometimes feel repetitive, especially if you’re playing solo.
PS5 Version Enhancements – Technically Strong
The PS5 version of Crime Simulator stands out as perhaps the most polished console release yet. On PS5 Pro, it can reach up to 1440p and 120 FPS, making gameplay feel significantly smoother and more responsive than on earlier consoles.
Even on a standard PS5, the performance improvements are noticeable. Load times are quick, frame pacing feels steady, and mission transitions happen almost seamlessly. For a game that depends on fast resets and repeated runs, this kind of technical stability is crucial.
The launch of Update 1.21 is a welcome addition, bringing new content like the Rural Arizona map and vehicle theft mechanics. These features add some environmental variety and expand traversal options, but they don’t fundamentally change the core gameplay.
Visually, the game is functional rather than stunning. Environments are straightforward and easy to navigate, but they lack significant detail or atmosphere. It’s clear this game is made to perform well on systems, rather than dazzle with spectacle.
Mission Design – Functional but Repetitive
Crime Simulator’s missions offer a variety of procedural challenges, but over time, they tend to feel similar. The locations change—from secure mansions to rough neighborhoods—but the core gameplay remains: enter, loot, escape, and do it all again.
Sometimes there are wildcards like timed extractions or high-value targets, which add a bit of spice. Still, the game mostly sticks to its familiar routine, rarely taking big risks.
Security measures are straightforward—cameras, guards, alarms, locked doors—all behave predictably. It’s fair gameplay, but once you recognize the patterns, the tension drops.
Ultimately, the game’s real strength is in improvisation, not in its mission design.
Tone and Presentation – Lightly Criminal, Not Grim
Despite its subject matter, Crime Simulator keeps a surprisingly light and playful tone. It leans more into chaotic crime comedy than a realistic portrayal of crime. The ability to betray co-op partners, along with slapstick failures and exaggerated reactions, gives the game a humorous edge.
This tone works well. A more serious approach might have clashed with the game’s roguelite structure and unpredictable pacing. Instead, it fully embraces silliness where it fits.
Final Verdict
Crime Simulator is a fun and engaging co-op roguelite that really comes alive when you play with friends. Its chaos-driven systems create unpredictable moments that keep you on your toes, making each session feel fresh. The game’s progression feels rewarding, and on the PS5, it runs smoothly, adding to the enjoyment. While there are some repetitive elements and a few moments of imbalance, these don’t detract too much from the overall experience.
Playing with friends truly amplifies the excitement, as the game’s spontaneous chaos shines brightest in a group setting. For solo players, there’s still plenty to enjoy, even if some aspects might feel a bit more challenging or repetitive over time.
